theletterthatstarteditall:

YOU CAN HAVE A CAT, TOAD, OR OWL. DO YOU SEE FERRET ANYWHERE?
DO YOU THINK YOU’RE ABOVE THE LAW BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

theletterthatstarteditall:

YOU CAN HAVE A CAT, TOAD, OR OWL. DO YOU SEE FERRET ANYWHERE?

DO YOU THINK YOU’RE ABOVE THE LAW BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS HARRY FUCKING POTTER.


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colombianawriter:

You can give me one!

colombianawriter:

You can give me one!

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clavid:

ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train
ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

clavid:

ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train

ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

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rdjsaidwhatnow:

“I don’t need an Iron Man suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.”
— Robert Downey Jr. (rdjsaidwhatnow)

rdjsaidwhatnow:

“I don’t need an Iron Man suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.”

— Robert Downey Jr. (rdjsaidwhatnow)

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